Alright ladies and germs! It is officially here! My SUPER sub-par technique video! I'm hoping to get something better in the future, but...

Ooooohhhh yeah doggy! Things are hustlin' and bustlin' over here at the cookie haus! So yeah, needless to say, I am dropping the ball on...

Hello all of you beautiful nematodes! As you all know (because everyone is clearly obsessed with me, and my life, and I'm not delusional...

Hello my lovely dovelies! (don't worry it's a thing) I'm here to announce the very timely passing of our monthly cookie subscription...

Please go back and read the title of this blog in Bret Michaels' voice ala Rock of Love. Thanks! So yeah I (Witney) wanted to write a...