top of page
Search


Lil Canoli's Home!!!
Howdy howdy howdy! I feel like this whole saga needed a bow on top wrapping everything up so here we go! Canoli fan art (full disclosure...

Witney Nielsen
Apr 156 min read
174 views
0 comments


The Curious Case of Lil Canoli
Lil Canoli on neighborhood watch So there I was walking into the Cookie Haus this past Saturday morn, all pumped to sling some St....

Witney Nielsen
Mar 207 min read
802 views
0 comments


2025... for real?
Dear diary, Wowie wow wow. Its the end of February 2025. I was just reading one of the MANY blogs I have written and not published. This...

Witney Nielsen
Feb 252 min read
23 views
0 comments


My Life's Purpose...
Once when I was like 10 or something I stayed home sick from school and put about 150 tiny braids in my hair while watching a Gallagher...

Witney Nielsen
Sep 30, 20241 min read
231 views
0 comments


The Ultimate CCC Experience
That might be over selling things a bit... BUT I'm super dee duperly excited to announce the addition of Chocolate Chip Cookies to the...

Witney Nielsen
May 3, 20243 min read
131 views
0 comments


Quarterly Cookie Boxes!
Youuuuuuu guys! I've always missed the subscription boxes. Ever since we stopped doing them there is a weird void in my world. I need to...

Witney Nielsen
Apr 20, 20242 min read
217 views
0 comments


Website Updates!!!
Dear diary, As a serious business woman (I AM!!! I have a pink t-shirt that says it if you would like proof) I have learned that a...

Witney Nielsen
Jan 3, 20244 min read
159 views
0 comments


DIY Cookie Kit Basic Techniques!
Alright ladies and germs! It is officially here! My SUPER sub-par technique video! I'm hoping to get something better in the future, but...

Witney Nielsen
Dec 16, 20211 min read
85 views
0 comments


CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
Ooooohhhh yeah doggy! Things are hustlin' and bustlin' over here at the cookie haus! So yeah, needless to say, I am dropping the ball on...

Witney Nielsen
Dec 3, 20213 min read
111 views
0 comments


Fun lil contest time!!
Hello all of you beautiful nematodes! As you all know (because everyone is clearly obsessed with me, and my life, and I'm not delusional...

Witney Nielsen
Nov 11, 20212 min read
241 views
26 comments


RIP Subscription Boxes...
Hello my lovely dovelies! (don't worry it's a thing) I'm here to announce the very timely passing of our monthly cookie subscription...

Witney Nielsen
Nov 1, 20211 min read
72 views
0 comments


What's a goin' on??
Please go back and read the title of this blog in Bret Michaels' voice ala Rock of Love. Thanks! So yeah I (Witney) wanted to write a...

Witney Nielsen
Jul 27, 20212 min read
341 views
0 comments


Choices, Choices!
Hey you guuuuuuuys!!! As we have been trying to get back into custom orders I thought it might be helpful for everyone if I put out a lil...

Witney Nielsen
May 12, 20216 min read
92 views
2 comments


WE'RE DIRTY LIL LIARS! YOU CAUGHT US!
“Hey unco - what gives? You said you don’t do custom orders and now you’re posting custom orders?” Welp, this is uncomfortable. It’s...

Witney Nielsen
Mar 9, 20212 min read
169 views
0 comments


Pizza Cookie Tootorial
Let me start by explaining the tootorial thing. One of our beloved unclings, Jo-C, suggested that we name our YouTube channel show...

Witney Nielsen
Jan 26, 202112 min read
220 views
0 comments


Who we be!
Helllllllooooo my loves!! Look at me writing 2 blogs in one week! I legit just patted myself on the back. I'm feeling super motivated to...

Witney Nielsen
Jan 17, 20212 min read
88 views
1 comment


January? I hardly know her!
Hello my darling little unclings. I hope you turkeys are enjoying 2021 as much as I am (no lie - I almost just typed 2016)! Why am I...

Witney Nielsen
Jan 16, 20214 min read
145 views
0 comments


What's goin' on around heeeeere
Hey Unclings! I keep getting emails from wix telling me I need to update my blog. So this will be my attempt at doing so: Dear diary, My...

Witney Nielsen
Oct 13, 20202 min read
123 views
7 comments
The dealio with custom orders..
Hello my beautiful little angels. I’m super sorry but I will not be doing any more custom cookie orders in the foreseeable future. I need...

Witney Nielsen
Aug 23, 20201 min read
112 views
1 comment


We're trying a thing...
Three words nerds. Cookie. Subscription. Boxes. Maybe I have eaten too much sugar and this is actually the dumbest idea ever BUT I feel...

Witney Nielsen
Apr 15, 20201 min read
297 views
0 comments
bottom of page