Meet the so dysfunctional, we're functional team!!!
Meet the team who puts the TASTE, in 'poor taste'!
Unconventional Operations & Bizness Development
UNCO Bidness Strategist & COO. Joined in Jan, 2021 to ensure Unconventional Cookie's boot/cookie stamp is all over the city. Dabbler of all, Master of few. Loves to "talk strategy". Devotee to Witney, Unconventional Cookies, and to our pre, pre-school dreams coming true.
BFF to Witney, since 1988
Founder & Overlord
The cookie mama jama herself - qween bee of creativity and O.G. of Unconventional Cookies - Witney, "no H" Nielsen.
She dropped her 9-5 to cater to the whims of her fan girls who keep coming back for cookies and rants.
BFF to Anika, since 1988
UNCO brings you the sweets AND the heat. And the man meat? -- this is so inappropriate.
Married into the friendship, 2015
'Secret Assistant' to the Assistant Manager
A real UNCO team player, Gala will guard the bathroom door as you make... (um, not cookies).
To ensure operational security, she walks the backyard perimeter daily and her membership to Cobra Kai is pending approval. She already has the 'hawk! And, Hawk is intimidated.
My mama is Anika. She starves me, halp.
Born into the friendship, 2018
Henlo, I Mo. I a big friggin deal around here. Hoomans love Mo first, cookies, eh. Anyway, I be involved cause mama maked me and I am #1 branch manager. I make the hoomans feed me by hand AND I number one sales doggie. Which is good for me cause Mama stinks at sales and would rather give stuff away but I need the BEST stuff in lyfe. And dad is always eating my tweats!!! (true story)
Call 911 uncling hoomans.
Born into the friendship, 2010
Fav movie - "Batman & Robin"
"In this universe, there is only one absolute. Everything... FREEZES!"
We at UNCO owe so much to the McTubbins family. #blessed
Present at both Witney and Anika's births.
UNCO Cookie Haus:
706 East Ave. E
Bismarck, ND 58501