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Wit goes HAM with Dalmatian spots on the Cookie Haus ceiling!
Oh man, this time lapse has it all. Come behold the many shades of gray sweatpants I wear on a daily basis. Marvel at my bum bum smushing over the side of the ladder as I sit directly in the way of the shot. Try to contain your excitement as I work for a really long time juuuust out of frame… look man. I tried. Kind of.
Late Night Ruffle Flower
These are some of my all time fave flowers to pipe! They are also craze-balls easy and quick! I just use a Wilton tip 101 to make messy ruffly petals, and they turn out so fun! I highly recommend making hundreds of them late at night with very little sleep. Blasting EDM via noise cancelling headphones is optional but encouraged.
Detail work on the Millennium Falcon cookies! (can I use the real name because I wasn't selling these? ... they are for the giveaway.......... I don't understand trademarks AT ALL. Don't sue me kay????) FYI this is sped up 500%. I am the slowest person alive. I own it. Please like and subscribe and leave a comment and then bake me a pie, take a picture of it on a window sill (if you want extra credit make a stop motion video of a scalawag stealing it off the window sill) while it cools, and then mail it to me. Here's the rub: I don't really love pie. Dear god what am I talking about? I've been watching too much Norm MacDonald. Jurst kyudding! You can never have too much Norm!!! Ooooooo instead of watching this you should go watch all of the clips of him on Conan. GOLD! Its just perfection. Much like this very sensical caption. visit unconventionalcookies.com for all the dirty deets on us!!!
Old School Treasure Trolls!!!
This video is dedicated to my very first treasure troll. His name was Mike and he had overalls and orange hair. I wonder if he is still in the closet of my childhood bedroom... ANYWHOOOOO these were for the 90s box and they were super fun to make and took FOREVER :) Like most things I do... I think it took about 18 hours to make 24 of them. Here is some mega sped up footage!!! Woot!! (also I know that the quality of this video is relatively poopy. We're aware and management is addressing the issue) ENJOIIIIIIII