Well it was supposed to be a quick tutorial but yeah... its like 30 mins long. Sorry guys, its been QUITE A WEEK! This is designed for peeps who got the UNCO cookie decorating kits BUT anyone can watch! Its not great. I know its not great. We're trying... ha!! BONUS GAME! Drink every time I clear my throat!

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Oh man, this time lapse has it all. Come behold the many shades of gray sweatpants I wear on a daily basis. Marvel at my bum bum smushing over the side of the ladder as I sit directly in the way of the shot. Try to contain your excitement as I work for a really long time juuuust out of frame… look man. I tried. Kind of.

These are some of my all time fave flowers to pipe! They are also craze-balls easy and quick! I just use a Wilton tip 101 to make messy ruffly petals, and they turn out so fun! I highly recommend making hundreds of them late at night with very little sleep. Blasting EDM via noise cancelling headphones is optional but encouraged.

We love mums, we love MOMS. that simple ya'll.

Detail work on the Millennium Falcon cookies! (can I use the real name because I wasn't selling these? ... they are for the giveaway.......... I don't understand trademarks AT ALL. Don't sue me kay????) FYI this is sped up 500%. I am the slowest person alive. I own it. Please like and subscribe and leave a comment and then bake me a pie, take a picture of it on a window sill (if you want extra credit make a stop motion video of a scalawag stealing it off the window sill) while it cools, and then mail it to me. Here's the rub: I don't really love pie. Dear god what am I talking about? I've been watching too much Norm MacDonald. Jurst kyudding! You can never have too much Norm!!! Ooooooo instead of watching this you should go watch all of the clips of him on Conan. GOLD! Its just perfection. Much like this very sensical caption. visit unconventionalcookies.com for all the dirty deets on us!!!

This was for the 90s box and it was a good ole time!

Congrats to Silly Heather for winning the $150 worth of custom cookies of her choosing!!! What will it be?? Cookie castle with working moat?