Meet the so dysfunctional, we're functional team!!!

Meet the so dysfunctional, we're functional team!!!
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Anika Kleingartner,
Unconventional Operations & Bizness Development

Bidness bish & operations. Dabbler of all, Master of None. Loves to "talk strategy". Devotee to Witney, Unconventional Cookies, and to our pre, pre-school dreams coming true.

BFF to Witney, since 1988


Witney Nielsen,
Founder & Overlord 

The cookie mama jama herself - qween bee of creativity and O.G. of Unconventional Cookies - Witney, "no H" Nielsen.

She's the artist conducting one-sided arguments with you, our customers, as she does it all!! (oh.. that's probly why). Fan girls love her adult 'gimme fits' and keep coming back for more cookies and rants.

BFF to Anika, since 1988 


Andy Nielsen, 
Delivery Boii

UNCO brings you the sweets AND the heat. And the man meat? -- this is so inappropriate.

Married into the friendship, 2015


'Secret Assistant' to the Assistant Manager

A real UNCO team player, Gala will guard the bathroom door as you make... (um, not cookies). 

To ensure operational security, she walks the backyard perimeter daily and her membership to Cobra Kai is pending approval. She already has the 'hawk! And, Hawk is intimidated.

My mama is Anika. She starves me, halp.

Born into the friendship, 2018


Branch Manager

Henlo, I Mo. I a big friggin deal around here. Hoomans love Mo first, cookies, eh. Anyway, I be involved cause mama maked me and I am #1 branch manager. I make the hoomans feed me by hand AND I number one sales doggie. Which is good for me cause Mama stinks at sales and would rather give stuff away but I need the BEST stuff in lyfe. And dad is always eating my tweats!!! (true story)

Call 911 uncling hoomans.

Born into the friendship, 2010

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Chuck McTubbins,
Warehouse Manager

Fav movie - "Batman & Robin" 

"In this universe, there is only one absolute. Everything... FREEZES!"


We at UNCO owe so much to the McTubbins family. #blessed

Present at both Witney and Anika's births. 




Bismarck, ND 58501


Sunday, April 19th, 2021.

10 AM - 2 PM

Nodakian Studios | E. Rosser Ave. Bismarck, ND 58501